Wednesday, September 19, 2012

I Didn't Sleep (Crocodile Fear)

Lady: What time did you sleep?
Maid: Didn't sleep! Feeling very tired and sleepy now.
Lady: Why? Any problem?
Maid: No, the pandit (priest) told us that if we sleep in the night in this festival season, we'll become a crocodile in the next birth.
Lady: What!?
Maid: Yes, he also told us that if we drink milk, we'll become a cat; if we eat meat, we'll become a tiger; and, if we drink water,... umm can't remember what he said... But, we are to keep awake through the night and keep listening to the katha (tales in songs)....
Lady: Gee!!

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